Sanskrit versus English Language THE BEST AND THE WORST LANGUAGES -- The foreigners can never get a handle of English -- cant blame them. Actual signs posted in foreign countries as reported by tourists... • ZURICH HOTEL Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose. • NORWAY COCKTAIL LOUNGE Ladies are requested not to have children at the bar. • MOSCOW HOTEL You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday. • BUCHAREST HOTEL The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. • HONG KONG TAILOR Ladies may have a fit upstairs. • BUDAPEST ZOO Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. • COPENHAGEN AIRLINE OFFICE We will take your bags and send them in all directions. • SWEDISH FURRIER
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